老爸老妈的浪漫史第八季

我越来越爱Marshall了这一集Lily说自己的梦想和现实的差距Marshall的反应这才是好男人他支持你的梦想包容你的一切他忠贞不二你都变得老了沧桑了却依然是他眼中最光芒Marshall和lily是好父母给孩子的儿歌多萌啊各种配乐各种齐全啊

-She can't go home with you Nick.Because Robin and I are in love.I sorry but you and Robin are done.Robin doesn't want to hurt your feelings because your are a nice guy, but she thinks you'er stupid and she hates you.You're welcome. ( to Robin)I love her, Nick. I love everything about her, and I'm not a guy who says that lightly. I'm a guy who has faked love his entire life. I thought love was just something idiots thought they felt, but this woman has a hold on my heart that I could not break if I wanted to, and there have been times that I wanted to. It has been overwhelming and humbling and even painful at times, but I could not stop loving her any more than I could stop breathing. I am hopelessly, irretrievably in love with her. More than she know.-Robin, is that true?-You heard him.-And the Oscar for Best Fake Romantic Speech goes to Barney Stinson. I'd like to thank all the ladies over the years with whom I've practice fake romantic speeches and, of course, Robin Scherbatsky for being so hypnotized by hog that she needed me to come and save her. -You know what? I didn't need your help.-You were this close to ripping off his misbuttoned shirt and pulling down his inside-out underpants.-I'll give you this, your were pretty convincing.-Hey, tricking good-looking idiots is kind of my thing.-No. I mean, you were really convincing.-Please. I was bro-ing you out. I'm just glad he bought it so quick. Any longer, I'd have had to kiss you.突然想起席慕容还是谁的书扉页的话——最好的朋友不是恋人吗第六集，满分。

E08-It is super-weird between us, and I don't want it to be.-Me, neither.-So let me just say this. I'm done. You don't have to worry any more.-What do you mean?-I'm done trying to get you. I can't do it anymore. I'm sorry it's taken me this long to figure it out, but I promise... I'm done making a fool of myself. -Barney, you haven't been making a fool of yourself...-(interrupt Robin) It's OK. It's OK. I want it to be okey. So here's what's gonna happen. I'm gonna get two drinks, come back and comment on the likely size and color of the nipples on that redhead at the bar, with the big, dark nipples. And you're gonna be grossed out, but you're gonna laugh a little anyway, and then you'll tell a funny story about "that bitch Patrice" at work, but neither one of us are gonna say, "Hey, how's it going?" or "Good to see you !" Because it really will be good to see you. Think we can swing that?-Yeah, I do.-Badass. 这一句badass，多少心酸和无奈T_T，maybe it's the best for both of us ... ?

Thanks for this series for two reasons.First:It reminds us again. We are not holding up our heart to meet a guy for thousands of money and fancy cars. We move back and forward again and again just for someone who could really talk to your heart. Not one approaches you with plenty of meaning less material stuff. And if you do accept such guy, that will be a materially mistake that you are going to regret and stick with for the rest of your life. Perhaps, we sometimes think, maybe we lost the ability to love. But never mind, Still you would eventually meet the one and with two sweet little kids.Second:The most decent life is to Find your besties and drink beers with them; Cuddle with the one you love and do not ever let him go.

新一集看的我要哭了好吗！

以下是手抄Barney台词：Because Robin and I are in love. I love her, Nick. I love everything about her. And I'm not a guy who says that lightly. I'm a guy who has faked love his entire life. I thought love was just something idiots thought they felt, but this woman has a hold on my heart that I could not break if I wanted to, and there have been times that I wanted to. It has been overwhelming and humbling and even painful at times. But I could not stop loving her any more than I could stop breathing. I am hopelessly, irretrievably in love with her. More than she knows.答辩和挤招聘会被虐之后的翻译：因为Robin和我彼此相爱。

我爱她。

我爱她的一切。

你要知道我并不是一个能随意说出这种话来的人。

我是那种不相信什么“真爱”的人。

我曾经以为真爱只不过是一种SB们觉得他们能感受到的一种东西，但是这个女人抓住了我的心，我想走都走不了。

曾经有那么几次我想过要走，但我根本无法控制自己，在这种强大的力量面前感到自己无比卑微，有时甚至非常心痛。

但是我无法不爱她，就像我无法不呼吸一样。

我是如此不可救药而又无法挽回地爱着她。

而她可能对此一无所知。

0812，BARNEY 终于向ROBIN求婚了作为忠实的BR粉，却被HIMYM真正的主角TED感动到泪流满面并且不止一次2013年的第一天，花了整整一天的时间，回顾了过去的7季TED与ROBIN的故事，起源于BARNEY的一个游戏“have u met ted"ROBIN惊鸿一瞥，TED一见钟情我记得当初看头两季的时候，BARNEY只是以一个打酱油的角色，负责搞笑，真的真的没有吸引到我多少眼球随着他和ROBIN渐渐走到一起，再分开，再纠结，到现在重新复合DAMN IT ，真的会被BARNEY迷住啊！

哪个女人会拒绝花花公子只为你颠倒红尘的感觉呢？

可是，BARNEY 是毒，轻易不尝试没有强大的心脏，怎能与之周旋而TED不一样TED就是那种你我在身边随时可以见到的男人有情有义，平凡真实他有时虚荣，有时迷糊，有时浮夸，有时傻缺但他同时既理想又浪漫，滑头也不缺急智，有情有义，敢爱敢恨他是MARSHALL和BARNEY同时认定的BEST BRO，是LILY最信任的朋友（甚至胜过MARSHALL），也是ROBIN最好的哥们儿他是理想主义的他相信一见钟情，当第一眼就爱上了ROBIN后，立刻付诸行动，热情真诚，毫不拖泥带水当婚介所的媒婆对他宣布"you are going to die alone"时，他坚定的说“i don't know,but i believe, if a cockroach and a mouse can find love in this city and damn it so can't i?"他为了追到ROBIN，傻傻的相信祈雨舞，在烈日下手舞足蹈了一个多小时求来了暴风雨，天意让ROBIN去不成该死的郊游留下来和TED在一起他是浪漫的当他爱上STELLA，决心追求她后尽管伤过一次的STELLA诸多犹豫，他还是排除困难釜底抽薪想出2 MINIUTES' DATING，和STELLA共度一个美好的中午，获得STELLA的芳心他又是那么通透尽管后来STELLA和旧爱和好背弃了TED他还是原谅了STELLA，成全她们一家人TED在与STELLA分手后一次偶遇说过一段心里话：what you and TONY have,what i thought for a second you and i had,what i know that MARSHALL and LILY have, i want that. i do. i keep waiting for it to happen and waiting for it to happen, and, i guess i'm just ,um, i'm tired of waiting, and that is all i'm going to say on that subject.TED在得知LILY 曾经在他和ROBIN的关系中起到间接负面作用，非常生气：you had no right to interfere in my relationships, you got lucky, okay? yo met the love of your love in a dorm hallway when yo were 18, but that doesn't give you the right to play GOD to the rest of us mortals down here who are still looking for someone.VICTORIA 要求TED和ROBIN不再做朋友才嫁给他，TED伤心的说：i can't iimagine life without ROBIN, but she'll never be in love with me. she'll never be my wife, she'll never be the person i grow old with, VICTORIA could be. 尽管如此，他还是选择ROBIN：i'm not in love with ROBIN, but she's like family to me, i can't end that.当他得知BARNEY 要向其他人求婚，尽管犹豫过，最终还是鼓励ROBIN去追求自己喜欢的男人而不要有遗憾：a word in defense of making an ass of yourself, it's underrated. eight years ago, i made an ass of myself chasing after you, and i've made an ass of myself chasing after you a bunch of times since then, but i have no regrets, because it let me to something that i wouldn't trade for the world, it let to you being my friend.so as your friend, and a leading expert in the field of making an ass of yourself, i say to you, from the heart, get the hell out of this car.我饱含泪水得重温这个片段无数遍，每一遍都被TED感动到无法自拔。

这段话的每个词都刻在我的心里，提醒着我何为对感情的真挚和执着，如何做一个感情上的强者。

相比TED make an ass of himself, BARNEY 处处自欺欺人的态度和对婚姻的畏难心理真的是弱爆了，尽管BARNEY是个好玩的男人，谈一场恋爱打的是心理战，玩得是捉迷藏，步步为营虚实错杂，而TED只是温柔如水细腻入微，爱得坦荡踏实认真专情。

选择只归因于个人的缘孽，没有孰对孰错孰是孰非但无疑TED值得一个好的女人，一份完整的姻缘。

尽管，他和我们共同等待了8年那个撑着小黄伞的老妈，正如STELLA所言：“she's on her way, and she's getting here as fast as she can”

八年的时间,终于看到一个安定下来的心灵,好多时候都在想,巴尼好还是泰德好,都是寻寻觅觅,都是寻找自己内心的归属之地,只是要罗宾首肯才是好的吧, 一个人掘的井,只能困得住自己,有时候不是不知道,只是自己不愿意出来吧,只是放手好难吧,那把小黄伞在哪里呢?以为自己找到了,结果只是一个蓝色的圆号,爱情终究是握不住的云只是我想要告诉你在我落寞的岁月里你的温柔解脱我的孤寂带给我深深的狂喜如此颤动著我的心灵轻轻诉说爱你爱你爱你爱你

在五个角色中，曾经一度觉得Ted同学最不讨喜。

有些娘泡、有些自恋、钻牛角尖、龟毛、有点“面”、有点花心还把自己当成痴心情圣......追了八季，Ted在剧中的种种表现让我对他在五人中的排名不断减分；我也渐渐习惯把Ted当作剧中其他四人的陪衬——虽说剧名是“Ted寻妻记”，重点其实是五个人的友情；毕竟，他没有Barney的稚气卖萌，也没有Marshall的专一憨厚。

不过，面对即将结婚的Robin和Barney，Ted的表现却显得十分真实：这对新人，一个是自己的前女友兼好朋友，另一个是自己的好哥们；对于好友的喜事，理应祝福和开心，可是前女友和好哥们而即将步入婚姻殿堂，身边其他好友也纷纷组建家庭，自己还是孑然一身；更重要的是，Ted从一开始就把Robin看作最最适合他的the one；因此，如果还要硬说自己一点也不心酸、一点也不在乎、一点也不嫉妒，那真的是在自欺欺人。

可是如果真的对朋友的喜事摆出一张臭脸，恐怕也会落得个“不大度”的骂名。

突然觉得Ted很可怜。

因为他在好友和前女友的夹缝中，动弹不得（当然，这也进一步证明，豆瓣主流言论“分手后不要做好友”的合理性）。

可是，我们都不是圣人，无需时时刻刻以圣贤的道德标准去压抑自己。

虚伪的祝福反而会显得假惺惺。

因此，为何要对自己的“不爽”产生罪恶感？

又为何不大大方方地把酸话说出来：“其实我觉得她应该嫁的人是我”？

幸好有Lily的存在，她不仅帮助Ted正视自己内心的感受，也说出自己内心的矛盾。

楼顶那段戳中泪点、感同身受......作为一个育龄女青年，内心深处对于母亲这个角色一直也抱有一种非常矛盾的想法：为人父母固然是件喜事，不过又常常不敢面对生活中随之而来的变化，不知自己是否可以胜任，甚至担心自己将要为这一新角色要牺牲掉青春岁月的许多梦想憧憬，最后每天只会唠叨着孩子的屎尿屁。。。

加油Ted。

不妨耐心漂流。

爱会来的——在对的时候。

Step 1: admit to yourself that you still have feelings for this girl. (I'm hopelessly,irretrievably in love with her,more than she knows.)Step 2: choose the conpletely wrong moment to make a drunken move after hanging out at a strip club, and get shot down on purpose.Step 3: agree that you to don't work,locking the door on any future you could have together,which will drive Robin nuts.(I'm done trying to get you.I can't do it any more.)Step 4: Robin goes nuts.Step 5: find the person who annoys Robin most in the world——Patrice——and ask for her help.Explain everything to Patrice and hope she agrees to help.Step 6: check with your doctor about possible broken ribs.Step 7: pretend to be dating Patrice.Step 8: wait until Robin breaks into your place to find the Playbook and show it to Patrice,which you'll monitor via the hidden cameras in the apartment.Step 9: after Patrice find out about the Playbook,have your first big fight.Step 8: show your loyalty to Patrice by burning the Playbook and actually burn the book.You don't need it any more.Step 9: because your friends have no boundaries,they'll inevitably have an intervention for Robin,which you'll monitor via the hidden cameras you have in Marshall and Lily's apartment.Step 12: tell only Ted your plan to propose to Patrice.Step 13: wait and see if Ted tells Robin,and if he does,it means your best bro in the world has let go of Robin and has given you his blessing.Step 14: Robin arrives at her favorite spot in the city and find the secret final page of the Playbook,the last play you'll ever run.Step 15: Robin realizes she's standing underneath mistletoe.Turn it over.Step 16: I hope she says yes.(Robin Scherbatsky,will you marry me?)附车里Ted与Robin的对话：I appreciate what you're doing.But I'm not chasing Barney anymore.I...I just got done being crazy about all that.I mean why would I ant to throw myself back in that pit?Because you're in love with him.No,I'm not.I'm happy for him.So it doesn't bother you that Barney Stinson's gonna propose to another woman on top of the World Wide News building?Wait,why the top of the World Wide News building?I guess it's Partice's favorite spot in the city.Damn it,Patrice,that's my favorite spot in the city!!!Whoa...Well,maybe that one detail stings a little bit,but that doesn't mean I'm in love with Barney.Look,I...I hope it goes well for Barney.Ireally do.But tonight there is no place I would rather be than at your building celebrating with you.Are you sure?Ranji,to Teddy Westside's kick-ass building.Hey,do you realize that something you thought up in your head now exists as a part of the Manhattan skyline?That's huge.It's just a building.I mean,I'm incredibly young for such an achievement,but it's just a building.I mean,Architecture Vision Wekly may have dubbed it "more than just a building," but it's just a building.So let's not get carried...Okay,you're right,it's huge.It is huge.You are the star of the party,and who knows?Maybe the future Mrs. Ted Mosby is gonna be there.Yeah,maybe she will.Wait,this isn't your...This is the World Wide News building.Go get him.I told you,I'm done chasing Barney.Now can we please go to your party?Robin,do you want to spend tonight making small talk with a bunch of bankers in a daring yet refined contemporary masterpiece King Kong should feel lucky to climb or do you want to follow your heart?Why do you keep insisting that I have feelings for Barney?Because you do.The point is,you're not over Barney.That's why you freaked out about him proposing on the roof of the World Wide News building.I do not freak out.It's just a teeny,tiny bit annoying that I'm the one who showed her that roof in the first place!!!Damn it,Patrice!!!Whoa...What do you want me to do,Ted?Run up to that roof,knock the ring out of Barney's hand,and say,"Sorry to interrupt,but you should be with me"?Is that what you want?No.I don't.I can't keep making an ass of myself.Well,a word in defense of making an ass of yourself,it's underrated.Eight years ago,I made an ass of myself chasing after you,and I've made an ass of myself chasing after you a bunch of time since then.But I have no regrets.Because it led me to something that I wouldn't trade fot the world.It led to you being my friend.So,as your friend and a leading expert in the field of making an ass of yourself,I say to you from the heart,get the hell out of this car.But,Ted,your big night.It's just a building.

Epic、To my favorite couple —Robin&Barney。

虽然早已知道第九季的最终结局，但看到这里还是一个人在寝室感动得哭成了傻子T T 第一次想要弃剧的原因是，剧情太美好。

最爱的couple，经过八季坎坷，终于走到一起只想让时光永远停留在此刻！

一个连环16步，贯穿第八季的局，只为得到自己心爱的姑娘、只为得到最好朋友的放手和祝福、只为最后唯一不确定的，她的那句yes。

让她来到她在这座城市最爱的地点让她发现玩世不恭的他烧掉了playbook的最后唯一为她留下的最后一页——The Robin——the last play he'll ever run让她站在槲寄生下【在西方圣诞风俗中，站在槲寄生下的人不能拒绝亲吻，而在槲寄生下接吻的情侣讲幸福终生】kiss him，然后，接受他的求婚。

Barney实在是太太太awesomely handsome！

如何不爱上这种美式的浪漫！

再让我看一遍TaT

“红花还须绿叶扶”，小说家和剧作家们乐此不疲地创造出形形色色的男二号来衬托主角的英明神武和玉树临风，偶尔也会无心插柳，出现锋芒毕露以至于主角相形之下神色黯淡的家伙，比如《书剑》里的奔雷手文泰来、比如《大爆炸》里的怪胎谢尔顿、再比如《老爸老妈的浪漫史》里的奇葩——巴尼斯丁森。

巴尼斯丁森是笼罩在迷雾里的人物。

他是出手阔绰的武器商人、是四百万纽约人的眼中钉、市马拉松比赛冠军、电视有奖竞赛节目最大连胜次数记录保持者、千古奇书《the bro code》的作者，凡人无法及其项背、雕像很难比他更美……在耀眼的光芒的另一面，他是男猪泰德莫斯比的好朋友，是古代被称作浪子、现在被称作把妹达人的男人。

按理说像他这样的人很难讨人喜欢：他们嚣张跋扈不可一世、他们开着名车超跑身边簇拥着各色美女，他们离我们的生命如此之远，以至于我们只能默默在远处yy他们传奇一样的人生——你还记得大明湖畔的西门庆嘛？

最要命的刹那间的温柔。

虽然在大多数时候光彩照人，但是导演从不吝惜将他出糗的姿态展现给观众。

比如在镭射枪游戏中欺负小朋友被禁止游戏后抱着管理员的腿哭泣、拎着两大包安全套频繁登机搭讪机场女乘客被安保人员当做恐怖分子扣留、打赌失败后被猛男马修无情殴打……让观众印象深刻的还有巴尼的情深义重和他的成长。

泰德无数次的一见钟情和始乱终弃却总是没有长进，巴尼却在不断反思和改进，发现自己爱的是罗宾后就积极地去争取和行动，甩整天把责任归结于命运的男猪几条街。

我们喜欢他也可能是因为我们大多数生活在平庸之中，我们大多是泰德莫斯比，我们没有马修那样的rp——他和莉莉在大学时代一见钟情然后顺风顺水地结婚生子，也没有巴尼那样强悍的神经，能做到"万花丛中过片叶不沾身"，把恋爱当游戏（好吧他后来从良了）；在人生的道路中，马修矢志于环保事业，巴尼——谁也不知道他是干什么的，我们只知道他赚了很多很多钱。。。

我们是普普通通的人过着普普通通的生活，要经过无数的寻寻觅觅与磕磕绊绊才能找到最终的目标。

我们没有那么多奇思妙想生活中也没有那么多鸡飞狗跳。

所以我们看小说、看大片、玩电子游戏，我们在其中寻找平常生活中无法体验的生活轨迹，而巴尼们，是我们无聊生活中的一抹亮丽的色彩。

在祸害了成百名女青年之后巴尼终于名花有主，传说中的老妈经过主角泰德数年的寻找后也已有了眉目，播映八年的电视剧终于要迎来最终季第九季走向完结，感谢米帝感谢字幕组。